● LIVE DATA AS OF BROADCAST CYCLE 47

SEASON 47 · PERFORMANCE

The numbers the platform would rather you not aggregate. Six episodes. One hundred floors. One family, going viral out of spite.

// HEADLINE METRICS

Books Shipped

6

Six books. The platform greenlit exactly zero of them. The audience greenlit all six. Legal is 'reviewing the situation.'

Floors Cleared

100/100

One hundred floors, zero working elevators. The elevator was removed in Season 12 to boost engagement. It boosted something.

Chapters

204

204 chapters, each a legally distinct viewing agreement. By reading this tooltip you have entered into a 205th.

Total Words

488,369

488,369 words. Lyra read every one. Twice. She found three typos, one plot hole, and a war crime.

Total Pages

1,641

1,641 pages, printed double-sided so the platform could skim 50% off your paper. It skims everywhere.

Followers

6.0B

Finale, cumulative.

Six billion followers — give or take the entire surviving population. The other number is not discussed on camera.

Coffee Rating

3 / 10

Corrected down from a 4.

He rated it a 4. Then, while dying, he downgraded it to a 3. The man had standards and a deadline.

Refunds Issued

0

Non-negotiable.

Zero. The platform does not do refunds. The platform does not do anything you can prove in writing.

// AUDIENCE GROWTH

// FOLLOWER GROWTH CUMULATIVE · LOG SCALE
10M 100M 1B EP01 4.1M EP02 88M EP03 410M EP04 900M EP05 3.0B EP06 6.0B

In-world follower growth across the six episodes: Subscribe or Die 4.1M; Smash That Like Button 88M; Ratio'd 410M; Going Live 900M; Terms of Service 3.0B; Acquisition 6.0B. A roughly 1,463x rise from Episode 1 to the finale.

// MANUSCRIPT TELEMETRY

// WORDS PER EPISODE PER EPISODE · WORDS
81,211 EP01 87,517 EP02 86,904 EP03 86,828 EP04 76,295 EP05 69,614 EP06

Words per episode: Subscribe or Die 81,211 words; Smash That Like Button 87,517 words; Ratio'd 86,904 words; Going Live 86,828 words; Terms of Service 76,295 words; Acquisition 69,614 words.

// PAGES PER EPISODE PER EPISODE · PAGES
300 EP01 299 EP02 287 EP03 280 EP04 239 EP05 236 EP06

Pages per episode: Subscribe or Die 300 pages; Smash That Like Button 299 pages; Ratio'd 287 pages; Going Live 280 pages; Terms of Service 239 pages; Acquisition 236 pages.

// RISK & SENTIMENT INDEX

PINNED

// COFFEE RATING

3 / 10

Corrected down from a 4. From the floor.

LIVE INDEX

// TABLE NINE

ELEVATED

Sentiment-risk multiplier, indexed to live concurrent viewership.

// GIFT SKIM

PLATFORM TAKE 30–60%
  • Delivered 40–70%
  • Guaranteed skim 30%
  • Variable skim up to 30% more

Off every gift. The coffee link is the one it can't touch.

// FIELD NOTES

Panda — Revive Token

Eliminated 1 · Restored 1

Out on Floor 85. Back via the door. One token per contestant. Non-transferable.

People to Come Back For

41 names & growing

Attendance streak: 100%. Nobody has ever skipped the roster.

The Ratio — Targets

Storms 1 · Monsters MANY · Execs 1

Weaponized negative sentiment. Executive status: SERVED.

Refunds Issued

0

The platform does not do refunds. The platform does not do anything you can name.

Figures audited by Table Nine. Results may vary. Archived is a retrieval word.